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The 5 toughest questions women ask Part 1

Reading some of the blog entries here, including the German ones, regarding women, I sensed the necessity for advice;)

So here is some advice, guys, for the five toughest questions women ask ;)))


The 5 toughest questions women ask - and their answers


The five questions are:

1 - "What are you thinking?"
2 - "Do you love me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would you do if I died?"


What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or even divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is, sad to say, dishonestly.

Letīs look at question number one, today:

"What are you thinking?"

The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you."

Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:
a - Football (in the U.S., Soccer in the rest of the world)
b - Cars
c - How fat you are.
d - How much prettier she is than you.
e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died.

According to some survey, the best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg:
"If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking."

Do you have better answers in store?
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Virtual Virtual
2006/01/24
needa rate that 6 of 6 :D

maxpower maxpower
2006/01/24
i share virtuals feelings :D

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