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hey dude, how are you?"
"fine - but spongebob is a bitch!"
"what? what did you say?"
"spongebob is a bitch... spongebob squarepants is fucking bitch."
"what? are you nuts? what are you talking about?"
"what i'm talking about? it's easy: he's a stupid bitch."
"why do you say such things? he's a nice little sponge... he's nice... everybody likes him..."
"he's a bitch!"
"stop it! why do you make up such stupid things? did that just pop out of your sick and twisted mind?"
"what? he's the sick guy! i didn't make that up... i'm just telling facts.."
"no, you're not..."
"oh yes i am!"
"no, dude! facts are on the news or in a magazine. somewhere in the media. what you just said is bullshit..."
"it was in the media!!"
"yes, of course... sure it was..."
"it WAS!"
"that spongebob is a bitch?"
"yes..."
"where?"
"it was on the news."
"it was on the news? man, you are talking a shitload of rubbish!"
"it WAS on the news..."
"oh yeah?!?!"
"yes... the speaker said that spongebob is a stupid bitch. that's what he said..."
"he said WHAT?"
"he said: 'and now another breaking news: we have just heard that spongebob squarepants is a bitch.' ..."
"you are crazy..."
"hell NO..."
"that wasn't on the news! what the hell is wrong with you?"
"i just hate this guy! he's a bitch..."
"why do you hate him?"
"he did my wife..."
"WHAAAAT?"
"yes man, this motherfucker banged my wife!"
"no, he DIDN'T!"
"he did..."
"no man, he's a cartoon character... and even if he wasn't: he's a SPONGE, dude! a sponge... ok?"
"but i saw it... i caught them..."
"yeah, sure..."
"i DID!"
"read it from my lips: h-e i-s a S-P-O-N-G-E!! he doesn't even have a dick. man, he's not even alive... he's a liveloss sponge AND he lives in a CARTOON!"
"i saw him... with my wife... in the bathroom..."
"cartoon?!? huh?!? and even if he wasn't: he would still be nothing more than a stupid, yellow sponge!"
"yeah, THAT'S what i saw! that's what i'm trying to tell you!"
"you want to tell me, that a stupid, yellow sponge fucked your wife?"
"yes!"
"ok, i', leaving... right now, this is enough!"
"no wait! in the bathroom... i caught them..."
"yeah?"
"yeah... in the tub... both of them... first he rubbed her neck and her tits and then he slid down to her pussy. to MY pussy... spongebob squarepants did my wife! he's a bitch."
"oh gosh... you're such a stupid asshole! did you ever considered, that she was just WASHING herself with a SPONGE in the TUB? huh? water? sponge? washing herself?"
".... ehm... it was on the news...?!"
"man, fuck you!"
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